pastelgothcastiel: DONT EVER BE AFFECTIONATE TO M E I’LL BLUSH AND DI E
c4rcinogencrush: if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
scottishdumbfuck: over the past few days i’ve done loads of coaching and there’s been one phrase i’ve been saying over and over and i’ve only just realised how bad it is. the wider your legs are, the easier it is to do.
AS SOON AS I LEAVE WORK ON FRIDAY
whatsanialler: how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons
pastelbat: The only dates i get are updates
dickfaerie: my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
“your friend is hot” story of my life
minigeist: untilmyheartstopsscreaming: mishaswhore: Do you ever fear rejection so much, that you reject yourself for others before they can reject you? ALL THE FREAKING TIME that’s actually a personal policy of mine
When I put on my field clothes and realize I look...
whatisgeology: On that note— I’m off to do some field work for a week, so updates will be on a brief hiatus. There will be much geology to share upon my return!
everyone shut up i’m trying to think about louis tomlinson
nahthatsnotveryraven: worldaccordingtofangirls: i am so jealous of europeans three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine except three hours away in australia you just end up three hours into the neighbours cattle station with no sign of water
john-lugo: do you ever just look at someone and get sad because you know you’re never going to get to have sex with them
iwillmindfuckyou: life would be so much easier if i was irresistibly pretty dammit
fiercezucchini: those feelings when you want a relationship but you don’t but you do but you don’t
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
chanandlerb0ng: what’s that thing called where your crush likes you back oh yes your imagination
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
1. The meaning behind my URL 2. A picture of me 5. Piercings I have 6. Favorite Band 7. Biggest turn off(s) 8. Top 5 (insert subject) 9. Tattoos I want 10. Biggest turn on(s) 11. Age 12. Ideas of a perfect date 13. Life goal(s) 14. Piercings I want 15. Relationship status 16. Favorite movie 17. A fact about my life 18. Phobia 19. Middle name 20. Anything you want to ask
lurlina asked: TAG, you’re it. The rules are to state ten random facts about yourself. Then send this to the ten nicest people on Tumblr.
daninunderland: occvpied: I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box. Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend, Dear ex girlfriend, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on, Dear girlfriend, Dear boyfriend, Dear [insert URL here], ...
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frommytokyoheart: All I wanna be is done.
oddtitties: noteverysmileisrealxo: feistily: I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me. I don’t want to grow up. i think about this almost everyday. I think about this every single day